På flyget: Jag: Excuse me can I use the toilets before we depart? Flygvärdinna: Yes! The are downstairs. Jag: Eh.. Flygvärdinna: ? Jag: Excuse me.. Downstairs? Flygvärdinna: Yes, downstairs. Jag: You are KIDDING! Downstairs? Flygvärdinna: Yes, here! Jag: This is insane. This is a spaceship! Flygvärdinna: No.. its an airplane. Jag: NO!! WAY! You are working on a SPACESHIP! An airplane does NOT have a second floor. Flygvärdinna: This one does. Jag: Its a spaceship, I'm telling you.